My Pharmacoepia

Just for fun the other day, I decided to compile a list of all the medications I take.  Here they are in all their scary, scary glory.

Morning cocktail:

• Lamictal, 300 mgs (mood stabilizer)
• Vyvanse, 70 mgs (long-release amphetamine to treat ADD)
• Claritin, 10 mgs (anti-histamine)
• Nasacort, 2 puffs each nostril (corticosteroid to keep my sinuses and ears from inflaming)
• Singulair (leukotriene inhibitor to prevent asthma symptoms

Midday:

• Adderall, 5 mgs  (used as an amphetamine "booster" to treat late-afternoon mood slump)

Bedtime: 

• Ativan, 1.25 mgs.  

Monthly:

• My good and dear friend, the Nuvaring (birth control)

As Needed:

• Q-var (corticosteroid for wheezy asthma -- I pretty much have this for emergencies)
  
• Abuterol (corticosteroid for acute asthma attack -- I need this even less often than the Q-var)
• Phenlyephrine (decongestant that is MY BEST FRIEND, because I can't tolerate Sudafed; for the longest time there were no other decongestant options out there, but phenylephrine was released because you can't cook meth from it.  Thanks, crystal meth epidemic!)
• Advil (If you don't know what this is, you live under a rock and probably don't have internet anyway)
• Booze (for fun.)

My poor liver.  My poor, poor liver.